Just an Entity

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

I meant to get this out ages ago but then my phone crashed and basically wiped the entire folder of screenshots I’d been saving up all year of various reblogs, so I had to start from scratch (taking into consideration I did this all on an ancient, cracked Android phone, I’m fairly proud of myself)

I finally am understanding the pure dopamine hit of being a little gremlin like this.

And I finally get to have reached my daily post limit on tumblr for once.

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.