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Once again , death to America

Why does it smell like someone’s boiling pasta in the concert hall…

Turns out it was popcorn???

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

Official ominous ad

yeah sure whatever

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife