ISN'T THAT RIGHT KAINE

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[Image ID: Tumblr post from theUnfairFolk on May 17, 2025 reading: the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar /End ID]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

used to think you were my bud but now i see the lite

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well