Tea Time

they had no evidence then with the blogs they terminated & they have no evidence now either so ig its always been your blog gets deleted for "any reason or none at all" when they dont like you for being black or transfem

I do like Wednesday but any time a piece of media is like 'technology BAD' it's eyeroll inducing. realistically Wednesday should have social media solely because it'd be a good tool for her detective work. Tyler was probably live tweeting all season like "just caught my mom and uncle slow dancing under the moonlight will somebody PLEASE get me the hell out of this bunker" and she was none the wiser. 'Oooh I need lady gaga to give me a vision to find Tyler' babygirl just check snap maps...

Thing followed Tyler on insta even before the 11th hour family reveal and Enid still has his number from when she had him bake Wednesday's birthday cake. neither one of them thought to mention this to Wednesday

Wednesday Addams deserves to dox people for the thrill of the game

every day Wednesday will text Enid links to like jumpscare screamers or disturbing videos. she always captions them "us<3" so Enid thinks it's like, cute animals snuggling or a silly skit about roommates. Enid falls for this every single time. it's their version of a rick roll.

that one screenshot of a girl who saved a guy in her phone as like "dude who thinks I'm his ramona flowers or something" is 100% how she saved Xavier's number and she has never responded to a single message but she WILL open them up just so he can see the read reciepts

oh my God she would LOVE those chain messages that're like 'forward this to 10 people or else a girl with red eyes and a bloody throat will be at the end of your bed tonight'

And then she randomly picks someone to be that girl for.

oh yeah she is hacked IN to everyone's junk lmao she knows exactly who didn't forward it and it's not like it's hard to get some blood

Xavier sent her an unsolicited dick pic (on her BIRTHDAY) so now she's actively catfishing his famous dad with the intention of getting him canceled

etsy witch wednesday addams

she keeps commenting exact location coordinates on bianca's posts and Bianca is like THIS IS A BOARDING SCHOOL YOU CANT DOXX ME WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER but she won't stop and it's giving b an eye twitch

please in season 1 instead of torturing tyler to try and get him to admit he's the hyde she just leaves a scathing yelp review saying he's a terrible barista and he goes Ape Shit

no one ever told her spotify playlists are public but for the most part she's listening to classical and goth rock so it's on brand but one day enid notices she added a few tortured poets department songs to her tyler playlist and knew lives were at risk if that got out. she also knew lives were at risk if wednesday found out this whole time everyone could see her account. enid had to hack her to handle it lmao

despite the fact Thing can very much write words, every time he texts he just uses the hand emojis. he'll be in the group chat like 👋👉👆🫷🖖🤘👎🫵🤏👌 and somehow that translates to "pugsley is trapped in a well this is an emergency wednesday bring your climbing gear"

okay sorry I've started imagining pugsley with a tiktok account doing the "house tour" trend with the sabrina carpenter song, showing off the addams family mansion of course, but when he gets to wednesday's room she throws a machete right at the camera and the video cuts out

tyler as the swat team bursts into his family's bunker: omg....she's still checking my close friends stories🥰🥰🥰🥰

WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CALL OUT POST FOR BEING A BONE STEALING WITCH

Wednesday and Agnes both have sock puppet webs so huge and elaborate that they don't even realize they're accidentally catfishing each other

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

Its almost offensive when you see someone spreading Israeli propaganda for free like brother you know they're literally giving out soooooooooo much money to spread that shit and youre publicly declaring yourself as irredeemable and not worth talking with for zero us dollars?

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.