XOGS

Phryne, to Bert and Cec: I’m going on this mission alone. I ask that you rescue me or avenge me, as appropriate.

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide

We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.

Unashamedly love this, ngl

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

Anyone ever heard of cremation in Tamriel?

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

I saw a guy with like a foot tall mohawk pull over to help someone with car troubles and literally thought “nothing is more punk than helping people” because of this post. Fuck yeah.

Punk is counterculture. When the culture is violent and uncaring, counterculture is kind.

Punk is counterculture BECAUSE the culture is violent and uncaring

bwahahahahaha

what are your stupid things? mine are anything dinosaur related, pink things, and floral things.