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@crisium

Writing something you THINK is Shakespeare and then reading it back like "What the fuck is this"

White Boy Summer

do a fibonacci spiral with mama

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

God, I love weird people, MY people

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

THEY GO TO WORK AT THE BUSINESS FACTORY

I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

I closed my window

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

chug chug chug

born to keg stand forced to sippy milk