A place where Briggles goes to Wiggle

suicidal elvis: i'm going to kill myselvis

this website is wildly out of control

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

Listen, I love Goku, but Chi-Chi needs a divorce

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.