Absolute Dork For Life❤

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we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

hold on i need to look this up

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

i watched the whole first season of better call saul out of order because the piracy site had mislabeled all the episodes except the first and last and just thought "wow what an interesting way to do this, i wonder if the second season is nonlinear too"

its true. I'm 37 and there's nothing you all can do to stop me.

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

Oh wow this is horrifying

Holy shit

Why don’t we see this kind of stuff more in history books?! I’d be way more interested in history if I understood that people were afraid of electricity because they were afraid of power lines slicing them to peices like cheese-wire! History books make it sound like “oh those silly people thought electricity carried demons or something!” Rather than “those poor people opposed electricity because they were terrified that eventually there would be so many power lines they wouldn’t be able to see the sun anymore.”

Forbidden Zipline

This is the best version I’ve ever seen of this meme

the best part is he had to cut it into parts bc he didn't trust the game to not glitch and eventually he just had to make a rule that if he can't see the glitch happening then it's not a glitch and it doesn't impact the gameplay. then he began to purposefully look away from glitches to try to ignore them.

To elaborate further, at one point he literally had to pull up a cat picture to cover the screen so he wouldn’t see what was happening- meaning he essentially created shrodinger’s glitch on pure technicality

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will