KactusNZ

Ok, here's how we're going to do this

I have 49 potato formats. Some are similar, but I believe they are all different, if sometime only by one ingredient

As such, I will do 7 polls of 7 options each. This gives every option an equal shot at votes. The 32 options with the most votes will be seeded into a bracket

That being said

Space Cat Take a Chill Pill

If only giving meds to pets irl was as easy as poking it into the void dimension lol

This is a continuation of my Space Cat Series~

The hours long full painting videos, HD images and PSD files will be DMed on my Patreon.com/Yuumei on March 5th

THE GOBLIN THRONE IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER!

My newest book, an adult lesbian folk-horror-romance graphic novel about a goblin marriage contract gone very, very wrong, is being published by the wonderful folks over at Iron Circus Comics -- and you can finally get a copy!

I've been working on this book since 2023, and it's my finest, nastiest comic yet. It's a three-part fable told from three perspectives, about a young woman who makes a bargain with the queen of the goblins to trade her firstborn child in exchange for protection from a young man in her village who's been following her. Unfortunately, she is unprepared for the consequences that follow this bargain -- and the consequences of breaking a vow made to a monster.

Like all my books, this comic is drawn entirely by hand, in colored pencil! (Also, there's an opportunity in the Kickstarter to buy a page of original art from the book from me, which is something I almost never sell...)

If you're a "read it before you buy it" type, good news -- I'm also posting pages of this comic as a webcomic. Over half of the story is already up, and I'm posting a page a day til the bitter end. You can follow along this summer as the story reaches its conclusion!

Unfortunately this means we are summoning Her into a physical plane of existence. It can not be undone now. Good luck, all

#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)

#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!

#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!

#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!

You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility so subtlety and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE

yeah. and you can even include "thing that reduces the barrier to doing the task" as a catalyst/enzyme

lesbian | gay

bi | trans

rainbow | pan

ace | aro

nonbinary | queer

I have to revisit this patterns. It’s really straightforward and you get such movement.

the city of los angeles

the city of new york

sex

how drinking alcohol works

how getting high works

how a child of any age speaks

how nuclear physics work

how [my job] works

how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is

how hypothermia works

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

SHRIMP COCKTAIL:

banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol

generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is

#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro

And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!

POMEGRANATES:

zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple

thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute

sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.

FRUIT TREES:

zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''

salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE

baander: #cranberry trees

DOUGH/BATTER:

maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre

livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles

lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY

Some other topics:

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

The Working Group No. 14.