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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

I forgot to post my new Warlock Irii! (Everyone calls her Eerie because she uhhhh died from a parasite gestating in her corpse but then came back to life and everyone’s pretty freaked out about it. That parasite is now a beloved community pet. )

That’s her familiar Sproggit. Which is my DM assigned familiar. I told my DM to assign me all my spells and such because I literally don’t know what’s happening. When I told him that was really weird because Irii is a frog and that it was like a human carrying around a fake baby he just laughed.

So Irii’s catchphrase immediately became, “This is Sproggit, don’t worry, they’re not a baby.”

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

It’s that time of year! 🌈

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