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When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

#naw my parents didn't smoke #and didn't drink that often #also i was unobservant and was not aware of which of my teachers smoked #i desire the poison but try to have my poison in moderation #MyPoison

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asiaemerald

Let’s walk with mama

akajustmerry

hey, if you live in so-called australia and want to watch a whacky heartwarming mini-series about a trans man who returns home to find his mother is being haunted by the ghost of his pre-transition self - created by trans masc director AP Pobjoy - check out Homebodies for free on SBS On Demand 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

oldinterneticons

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batshit-auspol

Merry Fuckmas mates

elisabethdeep-blog

1115 UTC is 9:15 pm AEST.

8:45 in SA and NT.

7:15 in WA.

For those who celebrate.

Pop on some sunscreen and crack open a cold one we are statistically getting heatstroke.

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thestateonmtv

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

beachdeath

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

bobbole

Noah Dao

derinthescarletpescatarian

jessepinwheel

there’s a thing I think about sometimes when I’m writing that I call ‘the rabies condition’

by which I mean: there are no contraindications to getting the rabies vaccine for post-exposure prophylaxis.

every other vaccine usually has a few contraindications like ‘don’t take this if you’re allergic to it’ or ‘if you’re pregnant discuss the risks and benefits with your doctor’ or ‘don’t give to children below age 6′ or something, but not the rabies vaccine. if you’ve been exposed to rabies, there is literally no medical reason that can justify not getting the rabies vaccine–you can be deadly allergic to literally every single ingredient and the correct decision is still to administer the vaccine, because if you don’t, you’re 100% guaranteed to die of rabies. even the life-threatening allergies are a step up in survival rate (especially since anaphylaxis is something that can be managed, even if there are risks associated with it)

which is to say, the rabies condition: if a character has been ‘exposed to rabies’, aka, in some impending absolute worst-case scenario, like the apocalypse or some death curse or the destruction of their entire city via demons or whatever, then that character has to take action and the consequences and risks no longer matter, because literally any other outcome would be better, and 1% chance of survival is still better than 0%. that doesn’t make those actions necessarily good, the same way that injecting yourself with something you know you’re deadly allergic not a good thing to do, but it’s still better than dying horrifically of rabies. desperate times and desperate measures etc

and then, after your character’s prevented some horrible thing by doing some almost equally bad thing, they should absolutely experience the consequences of those choices.

squidish

okayyyy listen up people 📣📣📣 everyone can stop calling anyone they hate a narcissist now!! we're all done we're moving on to the next new thing: talking kindly about mentally ill people. alright, thanks for your time. pass the message along.

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homunculus-argument

Doxxing my inner child by visiting my childhood roaming areas on google maps and turning a road I used to take to school into a painting.

homunculus-argument

I keep making these, apparently.

fieldexplores

Super Realistic - Gator Days

runasulienadanika

if you think about it, both Harrow (pledging herself to an evil emperor, desperately trying save the love of her life) and Palamedes (wanting to marry an older woman at 19 and therefore entering a forbidden relationship) almost pulled an Anakin Skywalker

katakaluptastrophy

Meanwhile, John, who was supposed to be the chosen one but whose fear and anger led to him choking someone he had been trying to save and then becoming a black-clad space tyrant with a complicated relationship with religion and a high-stakes paternity reveal scene...

kaity--did

I think maybe you do need to recognize that you might be cringe when you listen to the music you do and say the things you say. I mean, the music you listen to glorifies unaliving yourself. Is that what you want? That's cringe to me. And all you do is talk about your crotch goblin. It's like, a lot. It makes me cringe; that's cringe.

I know this ask is months old and I am just now getting to it but I really wanna take a second and have you sit with the fact that IM the cringe one when you don't even have the guts to tell me to kill myself out right

Unalive grow up I have a mortgage and the ability to buy a gun

tvguts

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

derinthescarletpescatarian

Collect Toy Story toys and watch Toy Story in front of them while talking about the types of toys the characters were based on to give the Toy Story toys impostor syndrome

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ppepohappy

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself