All kinds of stuff...

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

Graduated!!

they’re making me do my job I signed up for

Looking up to 40 years in the furture when you come to this post announce you've retired

in this economy?

I’ll add the death announcement on this post to my will

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

I’m sorry but the third place match on Saturday is going to funny as ffuuuuccckkkkk simply France vs England fighting to see which is less of a disappointment

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIRATED COPY OF THIS???? MY FRIEND NEEDS IT!!!

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking