“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

I saw an instagram post the other day that was like ‘things that cause an asymmetrical face’ and all the things were like ‘leaning your head on your hand’ ‘sleeping on one side’ ‘smirking’ ‘always holding your phone in the same hand’ and it’s just like. Like god it must be EXHAUSTING micromanaging yourself like that. Maybe we’re all doomed to having asymmetrical faces unless we constantly monitor ourselves and hold our phones in our non dominant hands and set alarms so we can make sure to turn around in the middle of the night because god forbids we sleep on one side for too long or maybe MAYBE having an asymmetrical face is fine. Maybe it’s just fine. And normal. Maybe we need to stop worrying so goddamn much about our faces and just live our lives.

reading the right book is like seeing a chiropractor

“I learned absolutely nothing, but some minor adjustment was made within me, some imperceptible shift that occurs only when I encounter wonder and awe, the best art.” – Yaa Gyasi

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

@symphonic-scream

Maybe it’s something mathematical?

I’ve been in fandom since *about* when Panic! formed and the adjective!character thing was already going strong, pretty sure it predates them.

100% born of bang paths. fandom has be floating around on the internet for six seconds longer than there has been an internet so early users just used the jargon associated with the medium and since it’s a handy shorthand, we keep it.

Absolutely from the bang paths–saw people using them in early online fandom back in 1993 for referring to things.