Minstrels of a Hyaena

imagining beatrice apparently standing perfectly still while on the screen every step registers as ‘PERFECT!’, ‘welllllll battler-kun? is this not the ‘proof’ you have so dearly sought? such is the mercy of the golden witch!’, ‘now all you must do to deny me is accuse your own *beloved* family of being garbage at rhythm games!’, ‘or would you rather accept my magic? *cackle cackle cackle*’, battler yells that she must be using unknown DDR cheating device x, he’s crying (via downtroddendeity)

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

Do you love the color of the dinosaur femur