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So as a little bit older trans woman, the best part about saying "I fucked your mom" to transphobes is the increasingly greater potential they have to consider it's possible I'm not lying and I'm actually their other mother.
Like, yeah, you're an 18 year old terf well, whatever, I cucked your dad so 50% of you is girldick material. And it's just... it's just possible enough that's gotta sting more, knowing I could really lean into it, and it would just be worse trying to deny it because they turn into Luke Skywalker in Empire Strikes Back, "it's impossible!" But it isn't.
I fucked every transphobes' moms and they can't prove otherwise.
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )
Yo, I added more layers.
24 layers!
Oh my fucking god-
It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.
I’m sorry-
What the fuck? It got longer?
My terrible contribution
every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.
My humble addition:
27 layers <3
This is freaking AMAZING.
Honestly I’m surprised we didn’t get a nightmare like this in Kenobi.
Credit to mosquitoes_suk on Instagram

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THE QUEEN IS DEAD
RELEASE THE CRABS
like to charge, reblog to cast

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Hokay ~ SO ~
♡ dis my timeline ♡
2005 ~ 2010
2011
2014
2016, impatient ~ May 2017, Day 1 HRT
4 Months ~ 6 Months
♡♡♡ 12 Months ♡♡♡
(ears finally pierced lmao)
Today ~ 16 Months
(ignore the mess)
the better I feel about how I look, the fewer excuses I have to not post a timeline, so here we are lol
💖
my heart and all my love go out to the trans girls and nonbinary folk on Tunblr who, by being open about their journey, showed me that it was possible - that there was a light at the end of the tunnel (I’d tag you all, but we’d be here awhile haha)
💖
ok to rebagel
after dying my hair!
lmao this was taken a few weeks ago cuz I woke up with an amazing hairdo and had to immortalize. hadn’t been awake v long at that point lol
~ ♡ ~
and hey - shit’s been shitty this year, but some things have been less shitty than ever in my life and I am incredibly grateful for those things.
one of those things is how I feel about my gender. it’s weird and it’s broken in a few places, but it’s mine.
Hi, I’m Katie and I am too queer to quantify.
o hey y'all guess what
I’ve been on HRT for 3 Years!
Happy 3rd HRT-nniversary to me
~💕~
Day 1,390 on HRT
(almost 4 years)
😘💕
How to draw a galaxy with markers
It can be hard to do galaxy coloring with markers, especially if you dont have Copic markers. Here is a tutorial on how to do a galaxy with markers.
This is the drawing we will use as an example:
You can use any markers, as long as you follow this steps:
1. Start by doing the light part, since markers can’t color over dark parts, markers can only mix a bit with each other.
2. Slowly start putting the shades that compliments the light blue.
Also, you want to make the second blue areas big for later shading reasons. Use the light blue to mix a bit with the second.
3. Start putting the third color and use the second to shade on the same area so it mixes between the third and second.
I sometimes use the first blue to soften it a bit.
4. Now we start to spread it. We use the darkest color of blue, but instead of making the line fat, we make it thin.
5. Now, we start also the purple in areas you want to color. Also give shading to soften it so it blend with the purple.
6. We use the normal purple to spread more color to some areas you want to add purple.
7. Than you do the reverse of what you did in the start, go from dark to light instead of light to dark.
Ok, but you shouldnt only use purple for every purple area. Would make the galaxy look boring.
8. So now, you start using pink colors!
9. Slowly make the purple colors combine itself with the pink, cuz remember that you can use pink as a way to blend it.
10. Now it gives a bit more pop, even if its just in the corner.
11. Also use the lightest color to fix a few pink areas so it can blend better.
12. Now start coloring little spots if you want so it can look more spread and unique.
It is also optional.
13. And for the finally touch, use white markers or white paint to give small spots or starts to the galaxy itself.
Its better than not actually doing while coloring galaxy. When the dots dries, it will look more faded in some areas but still very bright in other areas.
And done!
I hope this tutorial helps. I k ow it can be hard making a galaxy with markers, but you can use any markers as long as you give it proper shading. Also, it can be with any markers, even the 50 Crayola markers. Plus, its good for practice if you aren’t used on doing this kind of blending and shading.
Hope you have a lovely day!
Finally finished ME3 and lemme just go off record and say I HATE EVERYTHING AND I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY
anyways here’s edi practicing hugging on a pillow in case an another planet blows up again and Shepard is in a crummy mood:
The Belchers and Color Design
When you're watching Bob's Burgers, the Belcher family really pops off the screen, but there's a reason for this. There's an interesting through-line that connects the family together, and it lies in their colors. For starters, all of the Belchers have black hair, which helps them to feel like more of a unit than the Simpsons or Family Guy where few if any of the family members share a hair color at all. But it goes beyond them just looking like a unit that makes their use of color so smart.
Bob's color palette is extremely monochromatic. His standard outfit consists entirely of white, gray, and black. Even when he does wear colors, they tend to be dull, washed out, or faded. In-universe, this can be explained as him just wearing old worn out clothes where the colors have faded, but it also tells us about his character. Bob is, for lack of a better word: boring. His tone of voice is rather monotone and flat, he's generally rather apathetic about most things, and he's usually the one complaining about the family's crazy antics. In comedy terms, Bob is the Straight Man. He serves as the 'normal' foil to the chaotic randomness of the other characters, and his sense of humor lies in his reactions to their intensity and insanity. Bob is very centering and grounding in this cast, and as such, his muted and dull color palette conveys to us how boring and practical Bob is.
Lind'as main color is red, but Linda wears all three primary colors: red, blue, and a dull tannish yellow on her shoes. Where Bob's palette is dull and monochromatic, Linda's is loud and eye-catching. By having her in all primary colors, Linda stands as the injection of insanity and color into Bob's life. Linda is the spark of emotion and personality that Bob underplays. The three primary colors are the most intense on the color wheel, and mesh well together. Her main color of red speaks to passion, affection, and even aggression. Red in advertising is used to draw attention to itself, and invokes intense emotional reactions such as desire or power.
Tina's primary color is blue, which she gets from Linda's pant color. Unlike Red and Yellow, which are warm primary colors, blue is a cool color. As such, it has stronger associations with being mellow and understated when compared to the intensity of red and the cheerfulness of yellow. However, while Linda's other colors are present in her yellow barrette and the red streak on her socks indicating optimism and passion, Tina's color scheme is the most like Bob's as her two-tone blue shirt and skirt make up most of her character design, showcasing that she's also inherited some of Bob's awkwardness and boring traits. Her glasses and knee-high socks along with her black-and-white shoes incorporate and accentuate Bob's white and black color scheme on Tina more than any of the Belcher kids. She even inherits his monotone ways of speaking, and serves as the Straight Man among the Belcher Kids, although she's still more chaotic than Bob himself. Thus Tina, in color theory, is the most natural combination of Bob and Linda's personalities. She has the understated color scheme and a downplayed monochromatic wardrobe showcasing Bob's boring traits, while she has the interjection of the colorful barrette and red streak on her socks to show that even through her awkwardness and boring side, Tina is still adventurous and passionate.
Gene's primary color is yellow, and like Linda and Tina, his main color is a primary color. Where red is vivacious and intense, and blue is serene and calming, yellow is cheerful and optimistic. Gene is likewise very optimistic, always assuming things will work out in his favor. Gene's color scheme is almost the exact same as Linda's, just flipped on its head. Literally. Linda wears a red top, blue pants, and yellowish shoes. Gene wears a yellow top, blue pants, and red shoes, meaning that he keeps all of Linda's primary colors in his color design. Gene also has white in his shoes to indicate he has some of Bob in him, but it's such a small detail that it's easy to overlook. The fact that his color scheme is just Linda's on its head indicates that Gene is very close to and similar to his mother, and the reversal of colors could even suggest that he's the boy version of his mother, her gendered opposite.
Louise is the odd ball out of the Belcher family. She's the only member of the family not wearing a primary color, and her outfit makes it clear that Louise is in stark contrast to the rest of her family. The use of green and pink are conflicting colors on the color wheel, such that she seems jarring and chaotic, fitting for the unpredictable nature of Louise's schemes. However, even while her outfit tells us that she's the black sheep of the family, it's also telling us the exact opposite. Louise's low pig tails give her hair a very similar silhouette to Linda's 1960's bouffant. While it's not red, Louise's bunny ears are hot pink, a lighter hue of red. Meanwhile, Louise's dress is green, a color made by mixing Tina's blue with Gene's yellow. So even in her departure from the family color scheme, Louise continues to wear her family's color theory, just hidden under a layer of pretending not to belong, which is fitting for Louise. She may not always like to say it, but she loves her family, and has sworn revenge on their behalves more than once.

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“Why don’t Americans travel?” We can’t. 😑
I think on top of raising the minimum wage this needs to be a focus of ours as well. We’re overworked, miserable, exhausted. Everyone is jealous when you decide not to do overtime (if you’re even allowed to refuse). Everyone is jealous when you are out two weeks because you caught COVID and are trying to recover. Everyone is jealous if you get 8 weeks off to recover from surgery. “How was your vacation” people will say and I can always hear the bitterness in their voice. Americans are so broken that a ton of us straight up wish to be hurt or sick just to get a few weeks off lol. 1 in 4 Americans don’t get any PTO. The rest get on avg 2 weeks total. We are suffering, my dudes.
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