"In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes."
"We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun."
"Then you can just drop fucking dead!"
"Death has a new design for all of you."
"Play your hunch, (Name). If you think you can get away with it."
"And you don't even want to fuck with that MacDaddy."
"Take a shit by yourself."
"You want them to associate you with that watery sting in their eye? That reflexive gag at the back of their throat?"
"There they go, here we stay."
"What you have to realize is that we're just a mouse that a cat has by the tail, every single move we make from the mundane to the monumental, the red light that we stop at or run, the people we have sex with or won't with us, the airplanes that we ride or walk out of, it's all part of Death's sadistic design. Leading to the grave."
"Stay below the speed limit. And, oh: don't pass on the right."
"Because if you don't shut up, I'M gonna fuckin' kill you!"
"I saw it. Like, I don't know I just saw it."
"And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know?"
"As far as I know, this shit can circle around and get us all again."
"For right now, I'm the safest fucker in the world, because you're still NEXT."
"The only trip you're taking is to the fucking hospital!
"Doing something I'm not supposed to."
"Because of you, I'm still alive."
"Don't talk to me, you scare the Hell outta me."
"You're dead... you're dead and you ain't taking me with you!"
"It'd be a fucked up God to take down this plane.... A REALLY fucked up God."
"We're all on the same list."
"I never thought anything could look worse than my yearbook photo..."
"It's you (Name), and how you make me feel."
"When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to worry so much about my parents dying. Lying awake at night, just worrying."
"You should be fucking dead!"
"Well, you're the fucking devil!"
"You tried to capitalize but I caught you, you fuck!"
Yeah, I can beat you. Not forever, but I've got this cabin rigged to beat you now!
"And I fucking hated French class!"
"There's this pattern that's emerging."
"Nobody has control over life and death, unless they're taking life, causing death."
"Everything's always in transition."
"I just can't believe we got on a plane again, you know what I'm saying?"
"I got this feeling... a weird feeling."
"You have a responsibility to tell me!"
"Can you promise me that nobody else is going to die?"
"You cheated Death. You have to figure out when it's coming back at you."
"No - no, you know the whole French thing."
"Fuck you! I'll remove myself!"
"Ya got your whole life ahead of you."
"I'm talking about omens. How do we know that just by sitting here - by, by sipping this coffee, or breathing the air, or even crossing the intersection - that we haven't even started in motion the events that will some day lead to our death: forty years from now, ten years from now, tomorrow. "
"We'll go nuts if you start with this shit."
"What if it still is our time? If it is, then it's not finished, and we will die - now, not later."
"Please tell me I'm gonna get to see the (sports team) win the (sport championship)."
"I knew I shoulda hit on (Name) in the pool that time."
"What if there is a design?"
"Where would you get a nutball idea like that?"
"How do we know this isn't exactly what was meant to happen?"
"Maybe that was the design all along."
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