Musings and Memes for RP

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"You're doomed! You're all doomed!"

"(Name) should've been watched. Every minute."

"He was... he wasn't a very good swimmer."

"In the lake, the one... the one who attacked me. The one who pulled me underneath the water."

"It's not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we've gotta have a full moon too."

"We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon."

"It upsets people. Makes them nuts."

"You're making a science out of coincidence."

"Come on, there's something you're not telling me."

"Quit. Quit now."

"Not you, too! You sound like your crazy friend back there."

"Look what you did to him. LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!"

"All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?"

"It's got a death curse!"

"She can't hide, no place to hide."

"That's a terrible way to talk about my feet."

"Well, there's no crazy people around here!"

"Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for (Name).

"We weren't doing anything. We were just messing."

"When I looked into that mirror, I knew I'd always be ugly."

"I can't sleep if there's a snake in here!"

"How do you call a snake?"

"If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!"

"More beer? More beer."

"Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better."

"You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart."

"Are you gonna help me or scare me to death?"

"If you do that again, I'll tack you up to the wall to dry."

"Yeah! I love that sexy talk."

"At least I'm not afraid of ghosts."

"Smoking? I don't smoke; causes cancer."

"What, did you just get off a spaceship or something?"

Come on. Colombian gold, man. Grass, hash, the weed, dig it?

"Oh, what monster could have done this?"

"(Name) should never have opened this place again, there's been too much trouble here!"

"It's gonna tear down that valley like a son of gun!"

"I've been afraid of storms ever since I was a little kid."

"I call it my shower dream."

"You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't!"

"We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!"

"Well, at least we know what's for dinner."

"Next, they're going to tell us there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and crocodiles in the lake."

"If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?"

"But when you've had a dream as long as I have, you'll do anything."

"Does (Name) kiss as good as me?"

"I know what we can do. We're gonna play Monopoly."

"We're going to play Strip Monopoly."

I'll be the shoe.

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"I am the lead character in my own story."

"Florida didn't ruin your life, you did."

"You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart."

"I still can't get over the way he just came up out of the water like that."

"It's more than just the sheer power of his raw sexuality. It's the totality of his emotional commitment to the task at hand."

"He sees it; he wants it; he goes after it; he gets it."

"Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. Or false. Or... whatever the hell I'm saying."

"We just had sex in a church - and we're not even married!"

"I mean, what is that, like a triple sin?"

"I'm surprised we haven't been struck by lightning."

"Now that's a man that loves his wife!"

"Your uselessness is epic."

"It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership when you keep getting beat up by that old man."

"Hey, boats sink! No one knows why!"

"Come on, I'm getting old. Let's find some gold!"

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"Here, take this. Finish me off, please!"

"I want to die at the hands of a brother soldier, not that monster!"

"I'm in a state of agony. It cripples my body, captures my mind, bleeds my soul."

"The beast hunts in the dark. The light is our only chance."

"Watch each other's backs. Keep each other safe. Do not let the light go out… for all our sakes."

"Though I do not know if you exist, I pray for you. Please, extend me the same courtesy."

"They must all be guilty of something. And yet… they laugh, drink, argue..."

"God knows what I've done. I wonder if His judgment could be worse than my own?"

"I do not want to write it for fear writing it will make it real."

"It was nothing! A joke. I thought it was just a joke. I never thought… I never thought… And therein lies my sin."

"Yet I don't feel tired. Instead I feel this itch. This sense that there are things I must do. Purpose. A bloody purpose higher than any of man's petty wars."

"I feel strange myself. Can barely find the words to write."

"My hands feel so odd. Gnarled, bulbous. Like they don't belong to me."

"A thought keeps echoing in my head. A thought I must not act on. A bloody thought so seductive. It calls… it calls… it calls…."

"Their pain. I want more of it."

"We must flee and seal the beast where it belongs!'

"I believe once removed from his men, we can break him."

"Use any means necessary to elicit confessions. We can not allow this treason to go unpunished."

"I fear command will only prove themselves fools and your men will pay the cost."

"I'm sorry my friend. My mood is pitch black."

"Everywhere I look I see this world, barreling forward into chaos."

"If they fail, they'll face a worse fate than claws in the darkness."

"It lasted but a split second but I am quite convinced that what I saw was no day dream. It was real."

"Since that experience, I have felt haunted."

"I keep seeing shapes moving at the edges of my vision."

"I'm already fielding complaints on a daily basis."

"This army runs on morale. And morale runs on wine."

"I do not know where I found the strength to carry him. But carry him I did."

all the way back to our bunker.

"Battlefield luck is an odd thing. In every life, fate's winds blow erratic."

"Still... Curiosity reigns."

"I dream of it every night now. Dreams are so real that when I wake the day itself feels like the dream."

"I wake horrified, but in the dreams I am elated."

"I want the violence and the ecstasy and the pitch black darkness."

"For all our sakes, this nightmare must stop."

"My conscience compels me now as it failed to compel me then."

"I must do something, even if it costs me my own life."

"I must do something lest I never sleep again."

"I must do something or risk greeting Hell itself as a relief."

"They called us cowards and traitors and worse… Hypocrites."

Now they've doomed us.

"My revolver is loaded. My will is strong."

"Things cannot continue this way."

"God above.. If you ever were there… end this… give me some way to end this…"

"I see it now, ha. I see it now… see it now, see naught… see it now, see it naught…whirling and whirling… and whirling… it calls for blood…"

"Blood and blood and blood. I've given my share… Now your turn…"

"Never run, your feet will betray you. Instead, move like a cat. Careful. Slow. Fearful but predatory."

"They say war forges boys into men. Maybe that's true. But it's done the reverse to me. I fear the dark and what it hides more now than ever."

"That's where I lost my leg."