I think you will be happy here

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

I've been waiting for the moment since we made that goddamned sticks post it only feels right that it should be me

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

#it's about the sucking hungry silence of a hundred people holding their breath and very intently watching #the one single person on this bare piece of elevated floor that has been filled with so much #artistry and make-believe that it has become a true and real place #good theater sucks the air out of the room #an empty stage echoes (via @aethersea​)

Your gf is beautiful

POV: you are an uber eats driver

THE BEACON?!

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

how can you tell me that soulmates aren't real when you've turned to look at a loved one and made faces at each other when someone says something funny or stupid and your first instinct is to look at them and stare at each other in amusement. love is real

jeff bezos could buy me the sims 4 paranormal expansion pack and still be a billionaire...let that sink in

you. awe. vawid.

galwednesday: #imagine being a clairvoyant cafe owner and using your powers to prank former child star Macaulay Culkin #the culmination of years of work #at last the prophecy is fulflled