they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

repression doesn’t eliminate desire but distorts it

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

all designs are up for sale now!! you can find them here :]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

*pointing at bunny* you know that thing would eat you if you were grass, right?

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day