Everything About the Wasp, Except Why

Posting mpreg but then posting a planned parenthood donation link so everyone knows i am pro choice

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

Ive seen lots and lots of elevators go up and down. And people are pushing too many buttons. It's wearing the things out.

this isn't an emergency but gently asking if anyone knows anything about or has any resources for low income (I mean Really low income , my absolute highest budget is 500/mo) housing in Seattle or Tacoma I'd be grateful to have it sent my way 💗 I am a very very disabled qtpoc being abused by family and I would maybe like to see if there's somewhere I can live that isn't yk starving and permanently disabling me further

so this actually is an emergency, my family has agreed to kick me out sometime before the lease ends in 2 months . I know that I am extremely useless but I'm good at staying out of the way and I can pay that small amount of rent , sorry I'm always asking for help

TIMES RUNNING OUT FAST AND IM NOWHERE CLOSE TO MY GOAL PLEASE HELP

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I promise everyone that I am trying my absolute hardest right now to get help and to get work, I've been trying to get a social worker to help me out as well, this is incredibly stressful along with everything that's going on lately with my last mental hospital stay, my hospital stay and everything else. I'm so sorry to have to keep making posts like this, especially to the people who have already helped me so much.

yo been trying for 3 days, i can't breathe, it's really hot and i have no water or food, i'm starving, i can't take my psyche meds, i'm stressed dealing with severe allergies and a pest problem in my home, i really really just want to relax

well. we've finally received a notice to vacate.

loyal knight

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“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

one person does not cure cancer. teams of scientists who rely on funding from the government cure cancer. one person's singular novel ingenuity is not what is stopping us from curing cancer; fucking CAPITALISM IS.

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sigh. i miss everyone's ocs. can everyone update me on what their ocs are doing rn. or if you've made new ocs in my absence. thank you

"oh this must be for OP's close mutuals/followers" wronggggg. i'm nosy about everyone's ocs. so lets hear it !

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’