wearing this but in a chill way #chillgirl

Posting crash 1996 references without a drivers license girl you should be sexualizing citi bike/pedestrian accidents

Tripping and scraping your knee on the sidewalk, but it's highly sensual

trying to write a fic but i get frustrated bc i dont write like a 50+ years of experience in writing nobel in literature winner writer

"and then they kiss... sloppy style" hmmm but it doesn’t sound as good as gabriel garcia marquez does it?

lets all get mad at eachother forever over phantoms we project

this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind

We beat dead horses here sir