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there's some kind of knobbly green plant with abundant purple-blue flowers that grows EVERYWHERE around here and I can't figure out for the life of me what it's called. I don't know if it's native or invasive or considered a flower or a weed or what. making me insane.

update thank you to everyone who said chicory. it is chicory. I'm dumb as hell and bad at plant identification.

oh my god this shit's edible

this probably goes without saying but don't necessarily just like pluck it out of your actual yard depending on where you life, plants can soak up exhaust and runoff and stuff so make sure the plants near you are safe to eat before you do

@glimmerbulb what if we kissed like this

I think she can sticking to smooth surfaces

I basically added a border as a distraction tactic and because I thought the obvious artifice would throw off the viewer. I also added blur to make it look more like a photo and de-saturated it a little bit

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

will the owner of the goalpost out in the bailey please move it down the slippery slope towards the middle ground where a strawman is currently begging the question. we have a bandwagon waiting to help you, unless youre too much of an uneducated dipshit to handle any of that, in which case we can circle back to a true scotsman who will be able to appeal to our authority.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

Hit my hand with a hammer the other day and it bruised in a weird way that somehow feels exactly like a chemical burn and I keep forgetting about it and then getting confused because when did I burn myself