all dressed up like a spider in a cup

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

A jaded vampire who accidentally discovers SSRIs and now wants to just chill and pick up some hobbies is the most Ally Beardsley take on an immortal predator. He still eats people but he doesn’t want his whole unlife to be ABOUT that, you know? Blood raves are out. A pottery studio is in.

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

re: that recent post an interesting thing about being an any pronouns user is that most cishet people will hear that and immediately go "oh thank god I can just call you the normal girl pronouns" and many queer people will go "okay got it I'll use they/them and apologize if I ever fuck up and use a different one" and it's like. okay. you're actually both kind of whiffing it in different ways.