Wizardposting from a migrant caster of sorts

WIZARD NEWS: it will not be the same forever; new forever scheduled for tomorrow

For sale: New forever, never worn

guys I need to know what's a good part of the body to slice to get blood for a blood ritual. I'm thinking shins because I've done that a lot by accident while shaving working or hiking but I'm open to recommendations

i think veins probably. you can find blood in there

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

every wizards apprentice comes into this academy thinking chantless magic and high tier spells is what makes an archmage but what really makes an archmage is a deep perversion born from sexual repression

Stop broadcasting our secrets. How are we going to attract apprentices like this?

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

That matrix makes an excellent spell core. The things I could make that do...

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

As my fave @wizardvalshadar likes to remind me: nice is different than good.

I am quite nice, and I'm very good at being a wizard.

of this post makes any one person unionize this old wizard will have don’t more good for the world than elon musk.

With your help, we could fix it

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

like, I was barely ever a wizardblog but I do wonder which of my old wizard mutuals remembers me as a wizardblogger

I once gave you a potion to soften your bones.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

I feel like we’re backsliding in terms of sex positivity. To combat that, I will be openly hornier. Nothing wrong with enjoying sex and wanting to have it.

official dnd post

We need to sexualize and fetishize wizards more

Hey, what ever happened to @slutty-wizard-council, anyway?

We stan a council of slutty wizard monarchs.

If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

Mad because you have to exploit the labor of the living, aren't you?

this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen