itās monday iām in the labyrinth
itās tuesday iām in the evil lab
itās wednesday iām in the time loop
itās thursday iām in the medieval torture apparatus
šøitās friday iām in lovešø
it's wednesday you're back in the time loop

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itās monday iām in the labyrinth
itās tuesday iām in the evil lab
itās wednesday iām in the time loop
itās thursday iām in the medieval torture apparatus
šøitās friday iām in lovešø
it's wednesday you're back in the time loop

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hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one
itās just me
just him sorry
"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.
If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.
I still love New Mexico real estate listings. Theyāre like āThis iconic adobe structure was built in 1843. There is an abandoned flooded silver mine in the back yard. This home served as a brothel, saloon, general store, post office and military base during the Mexican-American War. The abandoned silver mine in the backyard is infested with vampire bats somehow, youāre not allowed to fill it in because scientists are will studying it. The house was remodeled in the 1970s when archeological excavation of the silver mine revealed it had been the dumping site of a serial killer who was active between 1896 and 1901. Three luxurious bathrooms, 5 spacious bedrooms and a lovely courtyard. Billy the Kid stayed here during the Lincoln County War and reportedly haunts the property. In addition to the vampire bat infestation, there are a number of poisonous spiders inhabiting the mine, do not go in the mine. We cannot warn you away from the mine enough. Otherwise, a fantastic property with so much history and so few malicious entities inhabiting the structure and land. $2.3 million dollar asking price.ā
and then the real estate photos are like
have you seen the adobe wizard tower currently for sale in cerrillos
This 1167 square feet Single Family home has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is located at 15 Corazon De Oro, Cerrillos, NM.
fucking fantasia ass home. I'm obsessed
OH MY GOD THIS RULESSSSS
holy shit
for those who donāt remember, āmole interestā was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.
I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where āmole interestā came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldnāt have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call āthe mole interest effectā.
But now it does.
In 2023, we said āfuck itā a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.
So, in the name of science, I ask you to reblog just this post. Letās put the mole interest effect to the test.
mole interest. what spells can they cast

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This is the time I get like 5000000000 notes every two minutes because all my American (about 7000 of you) followers are awake
Hi Americans :333
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Make sure you drip out your magic circles properly. It gives you major wizard cred
the further you go with the recursion the better it gets. but its like turning 9999 into 9999.9, and then 9999.99, and so on. diminishing returns. However this has not stopped me from keeping a pet summoning circle in my bathroom that i add to whenever I am pooping. we are currently 73 sets of circles and lines deep
I don't know which of you fuckers decided to cast Heat Wave but I'm countering that with Thunderstorm
...and this resulted in several peasant deaths in the tri-duchy area. Liches truly have no awareness of the hundred of lives they're. oh wait. yea. epic wizard battle time?
I kind of feel like drawing/painting something but I have no ideas that'd appeal to me. Someone suggest me things to make so I can go "no, not that one" until I come up with something completely different from any of that.
draw me casting chain lightning
Catgirl with lighting powers! š±ā”š©·
It felt so nice to pick up the pen after all this time
common chain lightning W

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Someone has stolen my skull and is using it as a pathetic prop to make themselves look like an eviler wizard! This will not stand.
Minions! Find my skull!
dw they are using it for a good purpose
Hehehehe...now that I've gotten this evil skull, people are sure to take me seriously as a threat!
make it glow. preferably green. wear it if possible. get a robe. also preferably green but whereas the skull glows limeish your robe is much darker. it also needs to cover your feet because idk what a li- i mean apprentice's footwear looks like. learn necromancy (for scholarly purposes ofc). talk to @evilwizard and boom youre a proper apprentice and totally not fulfilling part of my contract with @evilwizard
How it feels playin BaldursGate3 on my new orb:
Scratch that I'm not a greybeard:
perfect c:
... if you dont have the beard... where tf do you keep your bead talismans???
this is why wizard towers are built of stone obsidian and other assorted magical nonflammable materials. alternatively you could fire proof the whole house but thats a waste of mana
Me when Iām bored so I have to push my apprentice into the gelatinous cube
depending on the color of the cube you are either zardac the sinister or zardac the kind, and i have a feeling you chose the option that is gonna get wosha to have a word with you

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i hate drawing magic sigils so fucking much why cant i just tell you this place is safe from dragons
why do i have to draw a fuckass symbol
Have you considered a stencil tome? Its really handy if you have aerosolized paint
thats actually a good idea i might try it out
one of these days ill figure out how to put blood in a spray paint can and i will do some very large amounts of demonic terrorism