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waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

posting my thoughts about every menu i get to goodreads

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

I will fulfill my amazing digital purpose

I bet you're really proud of that pun. Even though I can't see it, I know exactly how smug your amazing digital smirk is.

Keep talking like that and you'll see how hard this amazing digital jerk hits.

Can't contribute my funny jokes to this chain because of how strong my amazing digital lurk is 😢

You can do it! Just gotta put the amazing digital work in!

This joke's getting too long. Guards, amazing digital merc him.

*bleeding out in the snow* a-alright guys, it looks like *COUGH* l-like it's ... amazing d..digital curtains......

I will fulfill my amazing digital purpose

I bet you're really proud of that pun. Even though I can't see it, I know exactly how smug your amazing digital smirk is.

Keep talking like that and you'll see how hard this amazing digital jerk hits.

Can't contribute my funny jokes to this chain because of how strong my amazing digital lurk is 😢

You can do it! Just gotta put the amazing digital work in!

Of course, no need to be amazing digital nervous

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture