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people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

Oh! Stanced!

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

third rule is BONES

Magic fact: properly crafted imps don’t feel pain because they don’t have souls, so if you hear one scream in pain, it’s only programmed to scream for dramatic effect

They’re not actually screaming in pain, I just put little buttons in all of them like the prerecorded messages you put in a stuffed animal. That’s why they only do it when you punt them across your study

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