I Keep Saying British Stuff & Giving Folk Whiplash

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

it’s okay if your future goals are like “still be alive then” and “find happiness” and “have a will to live”

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid