Be wary of strange potions you find at garagesales

What jobs even exist

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

you have a headache because you have powers

listen um. i think its great that the gods imbued you with life as a testament to the fervent passion and peerless skill i constructed you with but i was kind of hoping for a less complicated relationship with my sex doll