Baby Need Smoko

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

Reddit to the left of me, 4chan to the right Here I am, stuck in this psyop with you~

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

the whole "the government controls the weather using that HAARP array in Alaska" conspiracy is really funny considering for the past decade its been run and operated by the University of Alaska Fairbanks. It aint the governmebt controling the weather, its a bunch of grad students

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

gamer pharell williams: it might seem racist what im bout to say

#he thinks you're hanging out and this is the activity #he doesn't get it but its nice to have company y'know

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America