Baby Need Smoko

Oh hey look it’s me! I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

*Banging table* CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES

hE WEARING AN ED EDD AND EDDY SHIRT NOBODY GONNA SAY SHIT ABoUT THIS

They’re both dead, just like Romeo and Juliet

#poop enhanced with shit

Santa Claus could have saved the Franklin Expedition, but because they were British he found them all naughty.

There's a moral in there somewhere.

Onions

Garlic

Chives, even

The worst recipe I've seen so far

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

what did they do

What they had to do.

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

Counterpoint, shuddap! He's just a goofy guy.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

im playing the joja route in stardew valley and ive also stumbled into romancing shane and the vibe of that is. very funny to me. imagine falling in love with the charming local farm boy who helped you out of your alcoholism and then you find out he's only in town cause he's the biggest stan of the megacorp you work for. its. its an energy for sure.