Baby Need Smoko

you might think that the loch ness monster is nicknamed nessie after loch ness, but its actually because her name is vanessa

priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons

and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight

@pangur-and-grim somehow I have a feeling you'd like these.

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before