Baby Need Smoko

tomorrow joe bidens gonna go to the white house and try to get in and he'll stand in front of the doors like a confused dog when they won't let him in

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

I'm on my second account, but I made my first in 2010ish.

I disagree with the first postulate. It's not milk that was used as an excuse to abandon your family, but cigarettes. All propositions derived therefrom are purely specious.

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Say it to my snout not behind my tail, pussy

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude