Jesus Christ. Just Get Me A Drink

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

I mean, I don't agree but that's just because Reagan was a horrible president that operated illegal wars based on the sale of coke and crack he and his lackeys purposefully flooded into poor, black neighborhoods and crated, almost singlehandedly, the crack epidemic that ravaged those neighborhoods and contributed heavily to the huge ramp up in enforcement and prosecution of black and brown people. They created the welfare queen stereotype and the drugs they knowingly brought in to fund an illegal war destroyed black families and it was on purpose and 100% part of the plan. Explicitly.

In case no one knows, this woman is responsible for one of the best and romantic episodes of television ever put to film.

Ok, so Regina is 100% the bad bitch in Mean Girls but I'm always bothered when everyone says she's a bad friend. And yeah, she can be. She's not very nice to them all of the time, but the whole "I'm gonna call Taylor Ordell's mother and pretend I'm from Planned Parenthood bc Gretchen likes that stupid boy who used to guest on Are You Afraid of the Dark" was such a solid friendship move even if it was a little ruinous and crazy for Taylor."

He's not allowed munchkin, but I adopted a mostly deaf and completely blind cat named tuxedo. He died due to an unknown allergy to anesthesia and the vet brought him back, but he had severe deficits. The owner told the vet to put him down and the vet just kept him bc he felt so horrible about what had happened. My mom and I are freaks who have brought so many cats to this man over the 20 years we've known him and he knows we both have a huge heart for animals, especially cats. So, I was in grad school when I got a call from my hometown vet asking me if I would take him. The vet had rehabbed him for almost 2 months and it let tux regain his bearings, be able to go to the bathroom on his own, and eat. When he first came out from under the anesthesia, he was wrecked.

Yep. I am always so amused by the amount of people who are just scandalized by breast feeding over here. The breast is, universally, a feeding mechanism. They're there so we can feed our young. My youth minister went to Europe for his honeymoon and was APPALLED when he came back bc when they stayed in France, and there was a woman bathing, completely nude, on a children's show.

I love this so much bc this is full on accuracy irt cats. And dogs. And people.

Just makes me think humans had their asses booted off the planet we used to populate in order to stop us from destroying it or something else we shouldn't be trying to destroy.

Amanda Bynes, in a just or fair world, would be out there winning Oscars and creating incredible, culture defining art. She was that talented. She is that good, that natural of a comedian. The fact that she carried what was essentially the Carol Burnett Show, Jr. for years and did it so well and ended up here bc of God knows what in that industry really messes me up.

I really like NBC’s Found.

Took me a minute to realize she was from Shameless.

"renne, any notes for Rachel?"

I recently found out that Megan thee Stallion was so fucking nice in school to everyone she met her that she was that bitch in the best way.