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I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????

so what you're saying is that the cat was completely justified

I kind of love when it snows in the south and social media is flooded with people describing how they slipped and ate shit on icy driveways because we have no idea how to behave in these conditions.

They're out of their natural habitat 😔

The doorbell footage of people attempting to leave for work, slipping down the icy porch stairs and immediately going back inside is always sooooooo funny. It snows twice a year. Why would we invest in ice cleats and de-icing accessories? Fuck it, just going to stay home.

me in the middle school parking lot on a random day in January in North Carolina

shorts and slides and all