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When the almighty (ur mom) wants you to be responsible:

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⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐
got to draw Lae'zel for a commission ! 🔥🐲
who even is this guy
Brain Quilt Part 3
link to part 2
so one thing I really like about my craft supply hoarding tendencies, is that sometimes I can solve problems via stash
like today, I was working on the brain quilt and thought to myself 'man, I think this could use more prominent quilting lines, possibly embroidery, but I would want to make sure my lines were good and I don't want to go to the store to pick up a chalk pencil'
AND THEN I REMEMBERED I HAVE THESE IN STASH
so I grabbed that, and some embroidery floss that matches the color of thread I was using, and now I'm doing a mockup to see if I like it and
Heck. I think I do. This is going to make it take A Lot Longer, but it feels like it'll be more cohesive, and probably sturdier. My thought had been to do a chain stitch, but I also know me and I would get SO impatient with that, so maybe just a sashiko-esque running stitch?
I don't know. Am I crazy? Is this a crazy thing to do? it feels like it will make the actual quilt parts of it more secure, since right now there IS no quilting on the background areas (which can be like 3" from brain to corner)
Okay the lines imply that I may be psychic, so I love that even more
Since I'm having to take more physical rest than previously (recovering from yeeterus, with weird bleeding issues), I need to minimize the amount of times I yank the whole quilt around
(honestly I should be asking my Spouse to do the yanking but he's asleep and I'm going slow, it's fine)
so I'm gonna try and get four whole squares on the quilt at a time, and hopefully finish them all before I have to move it over again
I'm doing the hand quilting in 3 strands of DMC 553 embroidery floss, and one skein has lasted me through a little over two squares. Given that there are 47 left to go, and I bought all of 3 skeins, I'm gonna need... A Lot More
Spouse is heading into town today, so I might send him to michaels to pick up all the 553 they have
3/49 complete
4/49
Brain quilt!

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When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
some wakes from a while ago
Murderbot is my favorite media
I love how annoying these freaks are to each other

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TRAILBLAZER 🦊🌈
An original piece made for the Slice of Life Rainbow Art Collective!! I just picked it up today, and I'll bring it with me to Fur-Eh next month!
Day 196 of DDD! The Yanornis martini. This genus itself has two assaigned species but it was specifically Y. martini assaigned today! A late cretaceous sea bird with teeth. Was it's species named aftert he drink? I don't know but it sure is funny to think that.
Star Trek grandma
Betcha Grandma was writing original k/s slashfic decades before you kiddies were born.
Yes @ceruleanteacup , Grandma was
i hope everyone knows that OP wasn’t just saying this generally - she quite literally was the star trek grandma. she passed in 2018, rip to an icon
oh to be two beautiful borzois running in grass field
Challenging a cat
[eng by me]

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Who made the biggest sword ever?
"Biggest" can mean a few things:
The heaviest sword of all time is the 468lb "Le Glaive Chungeuse" of King Louis LXIX, so heavy nobody could wield it.
The longest sword ever made was the Gobai-nodachi, or "quintuple length longsword" forged by Masayoshi Johnson for a ceremony said to have resulted in the deaths of everyone present.
The thickest sword, three feet thick but only six inches long, was the Hungarian Chodesaber, which was used mostly for flattening dough.
The widest sword is currently the Grand Coronation Stub of King Charles, ruler of England as of March 2024. Shaped like a shallow isosceles triangle, its tip is almost 165 degrees.
The most expensive sword ever forged was the Diamond Sprinklesword of Muffy von Fitzwiggle-Plumnugget, which a rich Californian gave to his chihuahua for its third birthday. It could have paid to feed 30 billion people for five lifetimes.
The "biggest" sword in terms of fame and notoriety is the Sword of Damocles, which metaphorically hangs over the head of those with power as a reminder to be responsible lest they grow greedy or despotic. It has not been seen since around November of 2016.
Though not "big" per se, the sharpest sword of all time is currently being constructed at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and will be exactly one hydrogen ion thick at its point. It will be used exclusively to get the gunk out from the fingernails of the intern who is forging it. And God knows Harold needs it, just look at them on his facebook they're fucking disgusting.
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hholy fuck. hol y fuck.