Make me your villain

John lost everything after he turned 23; the girl, the post-college career and his sense of self all in the span of one week. Now he's stuck working at his father's repair shop while he attempts to put the pieces back together, leading him to the doorstep of an older man who he can't keep his eyes off of.

Bob is at the end of his rope and is too old to not have his life together. After a long battle with addiction and poor choices he moves to quiet Custer's Grove to rebuild himself from the ground up. Of course, when a tall, blonde 'bad decision' comes his way, it makes it a bit difficult to focus

AKA the older Bob/younger John fic

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

combining two of my favourite dysfunctional family films for a poster design

Walker’s guilty pleasure is Chappell and you can fight me on that