c'mon baby, cry

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

I wish i had mutuals who lived near me im actually sad about this. id dox myself just to hang out with someone