c'mon baby, cry

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

If you spent the first half of 2026 in survival mode, may the second half be spent in revival mode. It’s time to heal.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.