*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

Why is the candy canes foreskin so hard to pull back

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

is that doc hudson?

you have to unlearn social cues to be a lush employee

Lush employee once asked if i wanted to sample some soap. I said sure, thinking id smell it or she’d let me wash my hands with it or something. She takes me by the arm and leads me to a sink. And fucking washes my entire arm. Up to the shoulder. I short circuited from how bold and intimate that was. It was my first time in a Lush, as i was an edgy mall rat in my teens so they wouldn’t let me in growing up. I had no idea of the intricate rituals that take place there.

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

You get a sword but you won’t like where

They are in love!

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

castin spells

Tai chi

Playing an invisible harp