My white guy could beat Your white guy in a fight

i need to get laid. laid to rest

I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room

nicee that was ethical af of u

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

i will not allow obsession to alter the way i behave [<- lying]

if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter

I was once in a 3000 years long situationship

Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥

that was the sound of 1000000 ceiling fans falling on 1000000 happy couples

I can't talk there's a there's a bug coming over later

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

if someone kissed their knuckles before punching me in the face well………………….. i shan’t say it.

had a dream that youtube and tiktok were being pushed out of the market by something called Ebay Videos