Some pain is okay

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

the beach that. makes you dead

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

I have a hard time at family dinners bc I'll be like "today I learned about the different methods of whale euthanasia and body disposal :)" and then they won't want to follow the conversational thread with me.......even though I have so much to share....

The first rule of Fight Club is you have to kiss

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