chlorine and summer dreams

some of you. have never seen my cousin vinny. and it shows.

There is no way this post was made by a '64 Buick Skylark

no of course not it was made by a '63 pontiac tempest

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

unfortunately i have a deep love for humanity and choose to believe conditions will improve. despite it all

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

y'all think about love?

Every Single Waking Fucking Day Do I Think About Love

Festivus is officially upon us ✨

Seinfled 'The Strike'

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

Doesn't the idea that you've possibly met your match do anything for you, like at all?