I dream in red

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Patient insists on hanging from the ceiling and eating mango.

Why must you conduct yourself a Spielverderber, Doktor Freud? Is imagination so foreign a concept to you, you must instead profess it insanity?

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problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit