I dream in red

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Patient insists on hanging from the ceiling and eating mango.

Why must you conduct yourself a Spielverderber, Doktor Freud? Is imagination so foreign a concept to you, you must instead profess it insanity?

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