I dream in red

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

very skilled at having a headache

Dude last night was a one note post

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

Sometimes I look at the moon and imagine it exploding, its fragments tearing through the Earth, and everyone dying quickly in brief, but well-deserved agony 💖

*lana del rey voice* hot jock.. big cock..

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun