I dream in red

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

your cat was an honor to see in the window

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

very skilled at having a headache