I dream in red

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

Tim Curry did not consider himself a Muppet. He also did not consider the Muppets to be Muppets. They were all just actors. So we end up in the same place.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

nuclear family radiation poisoning

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them