the test. chamberrrr.

people gaf way less than you think... go use the pool at apartments u dont even live at

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

whats with the "fat chud" thing? why are we associating fatness with reactionary politics again?

not to be a conspiracy theorist but quite honestly it seems intentional and perfectly in line with the way fatphobia & glorification of anorexia/edtwt is making a big comeback lately, like, "lets find another way to make fat people an enemy by insinuating fat people are inherently right-wing 4chan nazis"

same as it ever was though like the "fat neckbeard" thing never fully went away either

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

the thing about capitalism is that at a certain point a product reaches its maximum audience and cant really be improved (at least not while remaining profitable), but capitalism requires a product provide infinite growth, and at that point the only way to increase profits is to raise prices, cut corners, and in the case of services start adding advertisements. this is just how the system works.

[ID: a Bluesky post by Ian Boudreau @ iboudreau, on 13 April 2024, reading "When 'tech' meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine" /End ID]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

If you're ever feeling sad at night just remember: your cat is probably somewhere in your room attempting to do bizzare half life physics puzzles with fragile objects

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

sometimes i freak out about sports and get embarrassed but then i remember what men do when they feel too strongly about sports and i remember i'm actually Normal