road work ahead?

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

I have to google something

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

You say, "idk I think telling and showing little girls that the only way to be creative is through makeup is weird, and I think pushing makeup onto little girls is weird", and people will start throwing rocks at you like. What's happening.

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

My health is very pọọr, my pain is unbearable, my medications are extremely expensive, and our hospitals are in ruins. Despite all this, no one seems to care. (Imągine yourselves in my place). PIease stand by me and hẹlp me by dọnąting so I cąn urgẹntly bụy my medications and rąise the fụnds for travel and treatment in a safe country. PIease stand by me and don't ignọre me.

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[ID: Tags that say, " #not to mention that those people would also be Dog People in the bad sense of the term #people would post pictures of their highly trained pokemon who are well mannered as well but since they are Anything But The Rodent #- that automatically means they are weird or creepy or harmful to their trainers or enough to throw the Ontologically Evil label if given #the opportunity #you post of a picture of your claydol hanging out in the area you specifically designed for it in mind while living in the climate that fit #it best and the dude who lets his attack-oriented and completely uncooperative flareon to Flame Wheel at the local grass-type wildlife #starts going on some rant in your comment section about how That Thing said in a tone that really captures how low he thinks of it #wouldn't care about you if you died or that it's just pretending to love you or whatever". End ID]

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?