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Remember that time when Jim thought he lost Spock for a minute but turned around and found him in a whale tank Â
Ideal Relationship Progression:
1. Meet. Become best friends through shared interests/perspectives/stages in life. 2. Establish fierce emotional support for the otherâs hopes/dreams/ambitions. 3. Somehow, just happen to start making out with each other one day. Then all the days. 4. Get a dog.
this denim meme is so ridiculous but nothing can top
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JEAN VAL-WOLVERJEAN

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I will never get over the way Vader was checking if Obi Wan is really dead
âwhat the fu-what is this? How, what, this is not ok! So what, when I do it, he gets to fade out of thin air but when HE does it to me, I have to wear a walking iron lung for the rest of my life? I canât pee without going through 5 layers of painful decontamination, and this motherfucker is just GONE???â
when youâve waited decades for the most unsatisfying revenge in the galaxy
After all the shit obi wan has put up with anakin, he wouldnât let him have the satisfaction.
Just to rub extra salt into the wound, Obi-wan even managed to drop his robe one last time.
tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring
Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldnât have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc sheâs competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and likeâŚreally aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything sheâs doing. The only other âHigh Societyâ kid who can put up with her is Norville âShaggyâ Rogers âan anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dogâDaphneâs been beating up Shaggyâs bullies for years. Then thereâs student council dweeb Fred Jones whoâs always been groomed to be this âleaderâ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah heâs pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fredâs kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and heâs been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club whoâs brilliant but sheâs also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.
 So then thereâs this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and thereâs a mutual, âOh hey itâs you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?â and everyone goes around. Fredâs like, âOh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.â And Shaggyâs like, âScoob and I didnât want to be home right now and we honestly didnât know about the ghost but hey Daphneâs here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.â And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphneâs just like, âI want to fight a fucking ghost.âÂ
I appreciate all of this.
Person: âWhere do you live?â
Me: United Jtates of Jmerica
if u live here tag ur state iâm JonnecticutÂ

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IT FITS SO WELL IM SCREAMING
WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT STOP
IM WHeEXIN
âŚwhile âthe female gazeâ is attracted by things like a naked, sweaty Chris Evans or Idris Elba, itâs also attracted by things like: men smiling in sweaters, men crying (DONâT LIE TUMBLR), barefoot fragile Sebastian Stan in the rain on Political Animals, men holding babies, men speaking foreign languages, Mark Ruffalo, and a whole bunch of weird stuff on Ao3 that I donât even wanna get into. And thatâs just âthe female gaze as it pertains to men.â
septembriseur (via adriannalook)
This is Godâs truth. Tell it like it is!
(via cesperanza)
I really, really dig that Mark Ruffalo is on the list with no explanation needed.
(via deadcatwithaflamethrower)
          the tragedy of anakin skywalker (x)
#no but really#why wasnât anakin a crechemaster#why did they let him major in stabbing?#star wars#queue (tags @cadesama)
OH GOD NO BUT THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. how did the jedi not think of that?
what is anakinâs biggest weakness? attachments.
you know who needs lots of attachment? babies. small children.
anakin should not have been made to study murder: he should have been put in charge of Small Things. He would have bonded with all of them instantly, and it would have given his life Meaning and Purpose.
Heâd bond with the kids, but heâd be able to move on because they are Bigger now and they have to go to the Big Kid Class but he still sees them around all the time, and it finally teaches him how to let go of his attachments??? Heâd find a kid that heâs particularly fond of and go to Obi-Wan and say âI have found your newest padawan.â
this could have fixed so. many. things. ;_____;
Heh, and Anakin would keep picking Obi-Wanâs padawans for him, and it would be annoying but damn if he wasnât right every single time.
BUT CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HOW ANNOYED PALPATINE WOULD BE his life would be never-ending string of trying to get a hold of Anakin (I mean, would Anakin give him a time of day if he can spend it with small kids who absolutely adore him instead?)
he keeps comming over the years, but itâs always like
BEEP
âAnakin, my boy, we havenât seen each other in a whileââ
âIâm sorry, Chancellor, nowâs not the best time. Iâm tutoring a class.â
BEEP
âMy dear boy, I wonder if we could meet for a chatââ
âWell, it canât be this week, weâre going to Ilum, but maybe laterâŚâ
BEEP
âAnakin, Iâd like toââ
âIâm terribly sorry, Chancellor,â Obi-Wan Kenobi answers. The apologetic tone might be just a tad exaggerated. âAnakin is on a trip with younglings, he mustâve left his comlink behind accidentally.â
BEEP
âYouâve reached Anakin Skywalkerâs private comlink. Leave the message after the tone.â
BEEP
âItâs such a shame that Council doesnât consider sending you on this campaign, considering the lightsaber skills you demonstrated when I was last visiting the Temple, Anakin.â
âThank you, Chancellor, but this is precisely why I need to stay behind. In fact just the last week, the Masters decided I should take over some advanced lightsaber classes, considering senior Padawans accompanying their Masters on the frontlines need the training. I might take the Bear Clan along, make it a learning opportunity for the young onesââ
Palpatine closes his eyes slowly. He knows this from experience; Anakin wonât let himself be budged from the topic of little monsters for at least another half an hour.
BEEP
âAh, Chancellor Palpatine. Anakin left his comlink behind again, heâs in classââ
BEEP
âAnakin, I hoped youââ
âOh! Chancellor,â the voice on the other end is distinctly female, and Palpatine recognizes it after a second. Kenobiâs second Padawan. He barely restrains the urge to gnash his teeth. âUm, SkygâI mean, Master Skywalker canât pick up now. I can tell him you called? Itâs just that he was helping me with forms, and he forgot his comlink, and heâs probably already in crècheâŚâ
BEEP
Then thereâs that one time when an actual youngling picks up the call. The less said about his reaction to that incident, the better.
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ââfortunately, they were all right in the end. But in my opinion, this should never happened in the first place, Chancellor.â
Palpatine snaps awake. Was that⌠was that anger? Finally, the hours of listening to worthless drivel about Jedi younglings paid off.
âMy boy, I absolutely agree,â he begins slyly, but before he can continue, Anakin steamrolls on.
âI think Jedi Order is too deeply entwined in the conflict! I honestly donât think even senior Padawans should be anywhere near battles, not to mention in command of GAR, but now even younglings are acceptable targets for Separatists and pirates! Master Yoda and I were talking about this lately, andââ
Palpatine swallows a scream of rage with some difficulty.
BEEP
âForgot his comlink again, Master Skywalker has. With younglings, he is.â
Slaughtering younglings moved to the top on the list of things Darth Sidious will do after taking over galaxy some time ago.
this post keeps getting better and better
Part one of the âGuilty pleasureâ quest. (Itâs by far my most favourite Cassandraâs moment)
Tbh, I love an Amanda and Jim bromance where they gossip about their little Vulcans and exchange tips on dealing with their precious man children and giggle while Spock and Sarek stand nearby slightly worried and confused

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If you think aboutit, Poes been captured, tortured, crashed and then lost a bunch of his friends exploding starkiller, then Finn is comatose for a while.
Its been a rough 2 or so weeks.
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