two weeks later
assumes Essek and Caleb are now living with the Brenattos full-time
Caleb: *solo parenting a 2 week old halfling baby, getting 0 sleep and letting no one help him*
Veth: *living in a 24-hour dream spa that Caleb won't let her leave because he feels guilty about forcing her to give birth early, sipping a martini and getting a massage by imaginary hunky men.*
Essek and Yeza: *doing the dishes*
Yeza: "So, do you guys think you'll ever move out?"
Essek: "Yes, when Caleb stops feeling guilty."
Yeza: "Ah. So never, then."
Essek: "Yes, I think this is probably our new normal. I'm so sorry."
Yeza: "It's alright. There are worse things. How do you feel about a beef stew for dinner?"
Essek: "I'll get the meat out to thaw."
#this is all correct except veth is getting a massage by a team of minotaur massage therapists#the mighty nein#projekt funball#projekt funball spoilers#m9 spoilers#critical role spoilers
@mingus-archives you are correct I forgot about Veth's love of minotaurs please accept this as the correct version of events.
