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hail mary launch today how are we feeling gang?
#i’m gonna miss ilyukina what an icon #enjoy your heroin girl thanks for all the unhinged interviews 🫡 #so sad to hear about dubois and shapiro
🖼️ potat-oh-sh1t reblogged
Okay so I did some research into the new science specialist (Ryland Grace) and he wrote the most insane dissertation possibly ever???
Some of my favourite parts:
#HELP #ryland grace #project hail mary #space
🪩 astrofaggot69 reblogged
hey remember when they tried to sue eva stratt for breaking every single copyright law and she walked out mid-trial? i’m obsessed with her
OP is obsessed with a dictator who destroyed the ecology of Northern Africa by hiring a murderer to pave the Sahara desert and who literally blew up Antarctica btw
god forbid women do anything
STOP calling Stratt a girlboss. People will excuse anything she does under the guise of “feminism” while completely ignoring that she’s a white German woman causing extensive ecological damage that will disproportionately affect people of color. Fuck you and fuck Eva Stratt I hope she goes to prison for life after all this
While stratt’s definitely caused environmental damage, both projects you mentioned were in earth’s best interest: the paving of the sahara was to get enough astrophage for the mission that’s literally our last hope for survival (and the countries get to keep the infrastructure afterwards), and antactica was to minimize climate cooling. There’s a lot to question ethically but it’s not as straightforward as you’re making it sound. And yeah this will most heavily impact third world countries but the astrophage crisis was going to do that already??? I just don’t think you can blame the racist structures of the global economy on one woman and frankly people’s tendency to pin everything on her is a bit misogynistic.
Also she’s dutch, not german.
🛤️ muppetmanimeanthey Follow
have we considered that all of the above can be true? stratt is first and foremost privileged as a white woman, but also falls into the “glass cliff” phenomenon — put in a temporary position of
#reblogging this in honour of stratt’s immunity ending #god the notes are a nightmare lol #politics
launch liveblog everybody strap in
wait where’s dubois why isnt he with the others
THEYRE SENDING MY SIXTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER TO SPACE?!?!?!?!?!
#lowkey doxxing myself with this but WHAT #i didnt even know he had a doctorate #i remember seeing his name in articles and thinking it looked familiar but i didnt clock it until they showed his photo just now #edit: he was a great science teacher for all the people asking
🖼️ potat-oh-sh1t reblogged
Okay updated version for the new crew
FMK: project Hail Mary astronaut edition
Fuck yao marry ilyukhina kill grace
Fuck yao marry grace kill ilyukhina
Fuck ilyukhina marry yao kill grace
Fuck ilyukhina marry grace kill yao
Fuck grace marry yao kill ilyukhina
Fuck grace marry ilyukhina kill yao
Bald
Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours
And don’t come after me with the “oh this is so disrespectful to their sacrifice” bs again, you know ilyukhina would have loved it
