Whatever it is, I'm probably too poor or too lazy

I hate the word “fanservice” because it can mean either “hey, we heard you chattering about that lore thing we started to do once but failed to deliver on so here, we put some thought into this update and included that and we hope you like it” or “for no immediate reason, we gave this character big round badonkers”

This is the reason hearing about “Darth Vader fanservice” when rogue one came out struck real fear into my heart

let Darth Vader have the big round badonkers he deserves

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

who would win? matilda or eleven

they’d become best friends

you know what youre absolutely right

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

I love that the guy who wrote the Zootopia abortion comic also wrote a comic where Nick accidentally kills Judy

scroll wheel???? whats a scroll wheel tf…

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

They fucking killed him

honestly same

She’s procrastinating

who

the girl reading this

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

You put this into words way better than I could have

Self care is rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender