on the ropes

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit

I feel this deeply in my soul

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"