Just A Real Down To Mars Girl

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

it’s really funny that i got accused of being an agent of western imperialism for criticizing the Chinese government while I’m currently going viral for a tweet dissing British politics. maybe some of us just aren’t bootlickers for ANY government lol

ICONIC

Everyone is like "Dipper and Mabel are actually identical twins and Dipper is trans" but actually what if Mabel was trans

To everyone who's like "actually they ARE fraternal twins but they're transitioning in opposite directions" you're so right.

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

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@housesguitarspens watch this bird sew