the most superior operating system ever

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

i was just chatting to my 82 year old father on the phone and he was talking about his lifelong struggle with ADHD and remarked, "but all the people who criticized me my whole life are dead now" and then did an evil cartoon sorcerer laugh. being old rocks

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?