unironic kale enthusiast

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!

do NOT separate them

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don’t talk to me or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my–

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

In 2010, webcomic artist Andrew Hussie opened up MS Paint and drew an amazing digital serket.