all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

Could mean good things!

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

haha it’s funny you ask

two tgirls frotting so hard that the rubbing of their penises starts a small fire.

normal sized fire

Reblog so she lives forever.

the profound sensual tension in this scene… the erotic charge of it all… my god the air is thrummiing with gay energies…

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

This doesn’t require an “AU,” mate. The word you’re looking for is “staging.” And yes, this would be a neat idea for a modern staging of Hamlet 😁

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?