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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

In the tags, if you remember, put the first fandom you joined.

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

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