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brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

im not saying we shouldn't be calling out hypocrisy but i do think it's important to be aware of what i call the Two Different Guys Fallacy. and that's that whenever you're thinking to yourself, oh how come X group claim they want this thing but also support that other incompatible thing. take a moment to stop and consider whether it could just be Two Different Guys that think each thing

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

Okay, that's funny.

oh he would have loved having a blog

yeah sure whatever

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

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Do you know how annoying it is that every time I see a criticism or the Christopher Nolan Odyssey movie, I have to check if it's a reasonable person or like, Nazitron1488ss or whatever. In a just world I should be a lazy, uncritical backseat hater, lying on my fat ass and scrolling thru Twitter, snickering and liking every negative review. But no: I can't do that. For the most part, the chud tweets are pretty obvious and easy to block, but other times it's tricky, it passes for run-of-the-mill haterism until you look at the comments and-- THERE!! He's responding to guys with PUNISHER ICONS. It's a close call sometimes!! You have to be careful!! You accidentally misclick a Like on a tweet that's like "More like Christopher No-LAME!!" and suddenly you're getting ads for cookware by some company called For The Replenishment of the White Race. IT'S NOT FAIR!! LET ME BE A HATER IN PEACE. I'M NOT AFFILIATED WITH YOU GHOULS.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit